SERIOUSLY, IS THERE A WAY TO FREEZE MY DAUGHTERS???

Kiley- Mom, will you get a job at an orphanage?

Me- Why the heck do you want me to work at an orphanage?

Kiley- Because I want to live there.

Me- Why the heck do you want to live at an orphanage?

Kiley- Because I like boys, they are hotties and I want to kiss them.  There are lots of cute boys at an orphanage.

Me-  no response, seriously I had no response.  First of all, why is she already thinking boys are hotties, why does she want to kiss them and what has made her think there are lots of cute boys at an orphanage???? I don't think she has ever seen Newsies.  Does anyone know of another movie or show where she would have gotten this from or am I just screwed (excuse my language) and my daughters hormones are raging at the age of 7???

STREPTOCOCCUS

So I decided today that I was going to the doctor since my throat is still swollen,  I can barely swallow and I can feel the pus pockets deep down just wanting to pop open and ooze nastified stuff.  I know that sounds gross, but seriously there is no other way to describe it.  Every time I swallow I swear one is going to burst and I am going to choke and die on the oozing pus.  I should have gone to the doctor on March 5th when I first came down with this hideous sore throat but I honestly didn't think it was STREP!  I am praying the girls and hubby don't get it.

The Rest of the Week

Thursday- After calling around I was able to get Tylar an appt. for Friday morning at 24th St. & Camelback.  I had my nail appt for Friday morning also and was missing 4 nails!!  Kristy is awesome though and stayed late Thursday night to do them. I can't have missing nails for the baby shower.  I also came down with a horrible sore throat and chills that night.  What a week!

Friday- Doc says he is going to redo xrays because the ones from urgent care are horrible.  Doc also says her elbow is NOT broken! A few cuss words were spoken to my husband over the phone about the idiot doctor at urgent care.  Actually more than a few!

The baby shower was most definitely the best part of the week.  All the cute clothes and diapers and blankies!  The joy of a new sweet baby girl joining the Garrett family in 4 weeks is so exciting. The best part is that I get to babysit her when her mommy and daddy are working and then I can give her back so I don't have sleepless nights, they do!  It's going to be SO MUCH FUN. 

Oh and Roxy finally passed a weird looking acorn thing!  She is doing great!!

My Week So Far

Monday- Get Kiley to school, Hillary takes Brielle, I spend half the day at urgent care with Tylar.  She fell off her bike Sunday and her arm is still hurting.  Doc says it's not broken, gives her a sling and says to take some tylenol.

Monday Nite- Roxy won't eat her dinner, vomited,  and is NOT her hyper, playful puppy self...something is wrong.

Tuesday- Spend the day in and out of the vet...xrays and medication...$514 dollars later, vet says she should hopefully pass it through by Wednesday. Tylar's arm is still hurting...seriously???...your fine honey, it's just bruised.  It will feel better soon.

Wednesday- Roxy still won't eat, vomit and diahrea (sp?) and I am a total reck, bawling and gagging trying to clean her up and now the girls are crying.  I am so emotional over this little puppy I've only had for 2 months.  What's wrong with me??  I get kids to school and take Roxy to vet.  Doc says gonna do another xray and run other tests.  I run all day getting everything for Casey's baby shower I am having this weekend.  Pick Roxy up at 6:30.  She is looking a little better, 2 medications and special food to feed her.  Says I need to get another stool sample to them tomorrow and head to checkout counter...$162 dollars.  I go to feed our fish Golby and he is dead...phone rings and Doc from urgent care says after going over Tylar's xrays again...her elbow is broken!  Off to the orthopedic doc tomorrow and hopefully Roxy will not need to be taken to the vet. 

I wonder how the rest of the week is going to be.  Hopefully it ends with a really good baby shower!!